- Show up at the meeting at few minutes early so you can read all the meeting materials that you should have
already read. - At the appointed time, say in a loud voice something like, “OK, it’s noon. Let’s get started.” Pause for two seconds.
Some people will still be yacking after that, so in a loud voice say, “The first item on the agenda is X. Are there any
comments?” - After each person makes a comment, say something positive such as, “That’s a good point, Bob” or “Nice insight,
Marcy.” Do this even if the comment was the most stupid thing you have ever heard. - When all the comments are done or the comments begin to get redundant, say, “Is there a motion?” (Someone will
make a motion). - Say, “Is there a second?” (6-8 people will second the motion so they can feel like they contributed to the meeting
and see their name in the minutes at the next meeting). - Say, “All in favor?” (Everyone will raise their hand or say ‘Aye.’)
- Say, “All opposed?” (Nobody will oppose it).
- Repeat this process for each agenda item.
- Before you announce the last agenda item, start gathering all your stuff, put away your laptop, etc., to signal all that
you are going to end the meeting soon. - When the last agenda item has been concluded, say, “Is there a motion to adjourn?” Nearly everyone in the room
will say, “So moved.” - There is no need to ask for a second since anyone who did not say, “So moved” will immediately say, “second.”
- Say, “Thank you all for coming and for all your hard work. I’ll see you all again on (insert date of next meeting). That’s all there is to it. Is there a third grader in Colorado that could not do this?